Welcome, rancher, to a hellscape where cattle roam and the stakes are eternal!

Construct your own infernal domain, piece by hellish piece. Master the terrain, raise your herds, and defend what's rightfully yours. Because in Hell, it's not just about ranching; it's about reigning.

Worship, wrangle, and beef up your empire with every roll, every trade. But beware – in Hell, not all deals are fair. Harness the power of blood, bone, fire, brimstone, iron, and the Devil himself. But remember, every card has its price. And with Satan always looming, you must make the right moves or feel his wrath.

Hell is full of twists and turns. Embrace spite, cast curses, and outwit your opponents in a game of diabolical strategy. For those with true grit, rewards await. Build the longest fence, command the largest posse, and show Hell you're its top rancher.

In Cattlers of Satan, the wild west meets the fiery depths of the underworld. Rancher, are you ready to stake your claim in Hell?

Key Features

Devilishly Delightful Artwork

Enjoy the dark, rich game board of printed leather tiles embossed with custom iconography, 120 playing cards sporting 18 unique designs, and custom sheriff’s badge tiles.

Strategic Gameplay with a Twist

The addition of unique mechanics like the Number of the Beast and Seven Deadly Sins spinner means each game is packed with strategic depth and unpredictable twists.

Custom 3D Printed Pieces

Enjoy the tactile pleasure of custom 3D printed playing pieces and a detailed Satan mini, adding a unique and immersive element to your game night.

What's In the Box

How To Play

Cattlers of Satan is a resource-based trading game in which you and your friends become ranchers in hell, wrangling demonic cattle, building ranches, and outwitting your enemies. The game involves strategic placement, resource management, and a bit of luck as you roll dice, trade elements, and navigate infernal challenges to become the top rancher in the underworld.

Each rancher aims to build up their territory by placing herds, fences, and ranches on the board. Your main goal is to collect Steak Points, which you earn by expanding your livestock, using Devil Cards, and achieving special milestones. Every turn offers opportunities to gather the elements of blood, fire, brimstone, iron, and bone; trade with others; and build up your hellish domain. You’ll need to think strategically about where to place your herds and fences, how to best use your resources, and how to thwart your rivals.

You acquire Steak Points in several ways:

The first rancher to accumulate 10 Steak Points on their turn wins the game. It’s all about balancing your element collection, smart trading, and timely building to outmaneuver your opponents and claim victory in Hell!

Our Story

Greetings, infernal adventurers! I'm David, a board game enthusiast and maker based in Washington, DC, and I'm thrilled to introduce you to Cattlers of Satan! What started as a playful joke quickly evolved into a passion project that I've now spent over a year and half developing.

In the fall of 2023, my wife and I embarked on a journey to create a limited first run of Cattlers of Satan. Each game was meticulously crafted, with laser-cut wooden boards and hand-painted components. While the results were stunning, the process was incredibly time-consuming and we were only able to make 14 sets. Despite this, the overwhelming joy and excitement from players who experienced the game fueled my determination to make it more widely accessible.

Recently, with your support, we launched a Kickstarter campaign and far surpassed our funding goal! If you missed out on the Kickstarter but still want to get your hands on a set, sign up for the newsletter below to stay up to date on the latest release dates.

So join me on this infernal adventure, and let the fun begin!